RSVLTS Jurassic Park Collection

If, like us here at The Coolector, the original Jurassic Park movie was a memorable moment of your childhood, you’ll definitely have a soft spot for this brilliant-looking Jurassic Park Collection of apparel from the guys at RSVLT. Check out our pick of the best pieces from this dino-themed capsule below:

Fossil Records Shirt

There are two things on the planet that are cooler than everything else: namely, dinosaur fossils and the electric cars that transport you around Jurassic Park. Well, you’re in luck. This dark and colourful, fossil-covered Fossil Records Shirt from RSVLTS is inspired by the colouring of those awesome, driverless vehicles. It’s everything you ever wanted as a kid… and as an adult.

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Nobody Cares Shirt

Look familiar? Taking inspiration from Dennis Nedry’s incredible “paradise” aloha shirt he sports when meeting Dodgson to secure their dodgy deal, this KUNUFLEX™ button down also boasts a few Easter eggs like Nedry lurking through the jungle in a raincoat and his secret-agent-style aerosol can.

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Retro 65 Million BC Shirt

This vintage banger of a button down—which is inspired by those iconic and radical ’90s shapes, colours, and patterns—is a throwback to the original bad boys and girls of the Jurassic Period, the T-Rexes, raptors, and brachiosauruses roaming the countryside, looking for a party.

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The Nedry Code Shirt

You might hate “this hacker crap,” but there’s no way you’re going to not like this pocketless KUNUFLEX™ button down ode to Dennis Nedry’s desktop from RSVLTS. Go ahead, scroll through two million lines of code and you’ll never find the secrets behind what makes Nedry tick or why this shirt so awesome. Is it that there’s no chest pocket? Maybe. Maybe not.

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Six Foot Turkey Shirt

Do you remember the kid on Alan’s dig site doubting velociraptors? This KUNUFLEX™ button down is inspired by his retro dino t-shirt, with a few additions of RSVLTS’ own—including the six-inch retractable claw Alan uses to mentally scar this kid for life.

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Park Map Shirt

Be sure to grab a park map on the way in for a self-guided tour of idyllic helipads, majestic front gates, a spitting dilophosaurus, some escaped velociraptors, and those impenetrable fences of the T-Rex paddock (and the goats who hang out near it). And if you don’t get yourself a park map, just gaze down at this wonderfully informative montage of a shirt and find your way.

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Don’t Move Shirt

A bold, vibrant, killer of a shirt, “Don’t Move” looks like it’s straight out of the coolest place no one ever got to shop: yep, the gift shop at Jurassic Park. Unlike a T-Rex encounter, you’ll want to move in this thing. Because when you look this good, you want everyone to see.

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